Yoshiki Risa/Vocaloid ga Rival

From Megchan's J-Pop Lyrics
Jump to navigation Jump to search

Vocaloid ga Rival
(Vocaloid Is My Rival)

Yoshiki Risa



Romaji English

Kimi igai kyoumi ga nai nai
Kataomoi (dododo dokidoki)
Koigokoro ubaichaitai
Bokaro ga raibaru (raibaru)

(Down with the second dimension!!)

Suki na anime mo niteru shi
Hamaru geemu mo onnaji
Dakedo natsu komi ni itta toki wa
Betsukoudou ni natta kedo

Rukkusu no sei de
Kanchigai sarerun dakedo
Yatto mitsukedasetan da
Risou no koibito (jajajajan)

Futari de iru no ni iyahon shiteru shi
Me mo awasete kurenai shi
Nijigen ga suki na no wa wakaru kedo
Kimi no nounai hyakupaa bokaro

Tsuinteeru ni shite mita shi
Niihai mo torai shite mita
Takai koe demo hikui koe demo
Watashi datte utaeru no ni

Nande nande
Watashi ja dame na no?

Katenai no yo katenai no yo
Watashi wa sanjigen datte no ni!!
Donna ni doryoku shitemo
Nijigen ni wa katenai no?

Furimuite yo furimuite yo
Watashi to riajuu ni narou yo
Demo sonna toko ga suki nan dakedo

Kimi igai kyoumi ga nai nai
Kataomoi (dododo dokidoki)
Koigokoro ubaichaitai
Bokaro ga raibaru (niban desu)

Watashi wa hidarigiki desho
Konaida ranchi shita toki
Ude ga tokidoku butsukattan da
Sore dake de dokidoki da yo

Nikushokukei toka
Gachi de zenzen kyoumi nai no
Moshi uso da to omou nara
Tsukiatte mite yo (jajajajan)

Meeru ya netoge ja kaomoji tsukatte
Daiji ni shite kureru no ni
Riaru ja itsumo mukuchi de tanpaku
Maru de betsujin kimochi ga mienai!

Katenai no yo katenai no yo
Hanashi kaketemo uwa no sora
Watashi wa kyou mo hitori
Manga de mousou renai

Furimuite yo furimuite yo
Te wo tsunaide aruite mitai no
Nee kami wo aoku sureba ii no?

Uchi ni kite yo roppyaku satsu no
Manga ga aru shi geemu mo shiyou

Katenai no yo katenai no yo
Watashi wa sanjigen datte no ni!!
Donna ni doryoku shitemo
Nijigen ni wa katenai no?

Furimuite yo furimuite yo
Watashi to riajuu ni narou yo
Demo sonna toko ga suki nan dakedo

Kimi igai kyoumi ga nai nai
Kataomoi (dododo dokidoki)
Koigokoro ubaichaitai
Bokaro ga raibaru

I'm not interested in anyone but you you
It's just one-sided (dododo dokidoki)
I want to steal your heart
But Vocaloid's my rival (rival)

(Down with the second dimension!!)

We like the same anime
And we get obsessed with the same games
But when we went to Summer Comiket
We went our separate ways

People always get the wrong impression
Because of my looks
But I've finally found
My ideal boyfriend (tadadada)

Even when we're together you've still got headphones on
And you never look me in the eye
I get liking 2D
But your head is full of nothing but Vocaloid

I tried putting my hair in two ponytails
And wearing knee-high tights
And I can sing
In a high or low voice, too

Why why
Am I not good enough?

I can't win, I can't win
Even though I'm 3D!!
Can I never beat 2D
No matter how hard I try?

Look at me, look at me
Let's do stuff IRL
But I actually like that about you

I'm not interested in anyone but you you
It's just one-sided (dododo dokidoki)
I want to steal your heart
But Vocaloid's my rival (I'm second best)

I'm left-handed, right?
And the other day at lunch
Our arms happened to bump together
And that alone made my heart race

To be honest
I have zero interest in macho guys
And if you think I'm lying
Then just go out with me (tadadada)

In emails and online games you use emojis
And you treat me right
But IRL you're quiet and blunt
Like a totally different person and I can't tell how you feel!

I can't win, I can't win
I try to talk to you but your head's in the sky
So I'm alone again today
Fantasizing about manga romance

Look at me, look at me
I want to walk hand in hand
Hey, would dying my hair blue help?

Come to my house, I've got 600 volumes
Of manga, and we can play video games, too

I can't win, I can't win
Even though I'm 3D!!
Can I never beat 2D
No matter how hard I try?

Look at me, look at me
Let's do stuff IRL
But I actually like that about you

I'm not interested in anyone but you you
It's just one-sided (dododo dokidoki)
I want to steal your heart
But Vocaloid's my rival